LFL wrote: "If I could have one wish in terms of which board COUPLE I'd most like to see IRL, I think I'd have to go with Mr and Mrs Cemar. I'm just so curious about HER.
Hmmmmm..."

I think that cemar is actually a telephone pole that fused to a cable and a troll that lives in a nearby tree, during a lightning strike. He became self-aware, but only from the waist to his thighs, All the rest of his banter is to try and convince us that he really does have a torso and is mobile in more than a single dimension. His inability to answer questions is because his reality consists of guy wires (penis constraints) and reflective tape.

-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.