The pubes part is hilarious, gross but hilarious.

THIS is the best part:

Quote:

When you left, I was confused, hurt beyond belief, and angry. I thought I had given you everything. But I had really given you nothing. I was overweight, angry, and selfish. Buying you nice things and taking you on nice trips doth not a husband make. I failed you, the kids, and myself in every way possible. I tried to give you the world but I forgot to give you myself.


Awesome dude, just awesome...


We can talk ourselves into defeat or we can talk ourselves into victory - we are creatures of our thinking.

3/31/07 - Hit with a brick, leaving the dent there...