Oh yeah, and if you want to get up and floss, get up and floss. She doesn't want you to do anything in that bed right then and there, so why is she so insistent on you staying there?
She's not your mother. She doesn't want to be your mother. Don't try to make her into your mother and then try to have sex with her. If you do, she'll think you're one pathetic motherf*cker. If she's barking orders like that, she thinks you need her to be your mother, and if you follow those orders or sullenly resent and resist them, she'll consider herself proven right. Get out of that mindset, and let those orders bounce off of you, consider them amusing and play with them, slap them down manfully (not sullenly or whiningly), don't meekly follow them.
a fine and enviable madness, this delusion that all questions have answers, and nothing is beyond the reach of a strong left arm.
