You know, there are times when I actually think she's more addicted to the text messaging from OM than she is to OM himself, as silly as that sounds. It's just so . . . so "her". She gets all of the adulation, the flattery, and gets to feel sex-Y, without having to have actual SEX with him.
But I'm sure he wouldn't have stuck around this long if that's all he was getting, so I'm sure they do more. But the texting is just so pathetic -- she actually has taken to CARRYING AROUND HER CHARGER WITH HER, WHEREVER SHE GOES, so she can re-top-off her battery!!!