our dogs problems are my fault b/c I "refuse to discipline them" the way h would....which is true, actually. I don't like screaming at and spanking animals...but unlike you guys, I am usually the only one home to "find" the surprises and tempted as I am to just wait for H to come home for him to clean it, I really cannot do so, b/c he only comes home once a month....but don't think I haven't considered it... j
PS our female standard poodle is brilliant and trained so she isn't really a problem. The manly pug we have however, is another story. He's not a thinker, he's a lover and he's a big dog in a little dog's body. He can't help his masculinity and the need to mark HIS territory....often. Especially with the teasing flirtatious poodle, who is just asking for it....she's a bit of a slut, frankly....caught her the other day with the Labrodor down the street, smoking cigarettes and drinking wine....shameless.
M: 57 H: 60 M: 35 yrs S30,D28,D19 H off to Alaska 2006 Recon 7/07- 8/08 *2016* X = "ALASKA 2.0" GROUND HOG DAY I File D 10/16 OW DIV 2/26/2018 X marries OW 5/2016