OK, this is so classic, I just had to share it with you all.
Found a spiral notebook in my wife's BMW -- you know, the one she cannot afford, and has no clue on how to afford replacing when its lease ends in January. Anyway, I digress.
Frantically scribbled over two adjoining pages, on all kinds of angles, are figures and items, as she attempts to build a monthly budget of what she's going to need to live on without me. This apparently is the "papers" that my friend saw her working on the other day at the ballfield, instead of watching her son play baseball.
Credit card payment, $500. Nails - $52 Cellphone - $60 Hair (Choc. will pay for cut) Hair color Savings Spending money Clothing
and . . .
and . . .
BOTOX -- $240.
That's right, you read it correctly. Man, she has lost her mind.
Then again, there are some notes about "alimony," so I guess she's hoping that I will pay for that if she or I push for divorce.
