Naked in the Cabbage Patch

[Crazy Eddie]

As is my way, I was generally generalizing and overstating the theory. I want to be sexual with men for the usual reasons of attraction. The "feeling sorry" is just a way I rationalize my sexual behavior. If I have sex with a guy just because he's cute, I might just be kind of slutty. If I have sex with him because he's cute and he seems lonely on his birthday then I'm ssort of "the slut with a heart of gold" or something lame like that. Also, I should add the fact that I'm somewhat self-aware about this behavior at this point means that I probably will be avoiding it in the future- Die Cow Die!

I don't think you should go that far. Guys usually like some milk with their monkeyplay, don't they? Or is that just me?

I am really never b*tchy because I rarely lose my temper. Anger management is not a problem for me. On the rare occasion I yell at my kids they laugh their *sses off. I am definitely hard to handle at times but more in the manner of Lucy Ricardo or Dennis the Menace. I do things that make people lose their tempers with me- not vice versa.

I guess that explains how you managed to live with stbx so long.

So much for the theory I was working on.

Do you guys think I would be compatible with a man who says that he loves untamed, mischievous, ornery and nasty bright behaviors?

Only if he's telling the truth. Well, that would be a good sign that he'll enjoy being around you. You need a few more clues to see whether you'll enjoy being around him.