Ahh ... int he midst of this all, some of my friends have given me some intersting replies should the skank email again ...

"Been there, done that bought the tee shirt."

"Did he finish his antibiotic" courtesy Amy C

"Yummy, ummmmmmm" courtesy my x rated crazy friend

"Um, and you think you really got a winner here, huh?" my best friend

"Dear Adulteress followed by the 10 Commandments" my over the top religious friend...

"Send her the hedge of thorns from Hosea 2". same friend