I want to start a country, island, or community and call it Will'ya. Will you love me and have sex with me and be my best friend till you or I have trouble. Then will you try what is available till we can't but still flirt with me. Not exactly Zorba the Greek, but the good old college try or fake it till you make it.
Lou, You crack me up!!!! My son had an imaginary friend named "Do It" for many years. Don't know where he came from but maybe you could have an imaginary girlfriend with the same name?
In spite of the problems in your M, I really appreciate your sense of humor in regards to it.
