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MJ, not only were they confused, but they were probably scared sh*tless


I did get a lot of obscene phone calls. It was interesting to note how many of the nerdy guys who maybe said two sentences to me in high school came up and gave me hugs at my reunion as though we had been bosom buddies. One of them actually said "We were wondering if you would show up." The funny thing is if they had been more bold in high school they probably could have gotten quite lucky with me. I actually kind of wanted to learn how to play Dungeons and Dragons and I had some definite sexual down time in between my bad boy phase and my college boy phase.


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