Geeze, if I ever become single I'll need to lose 80 lbs, compress my back 10 inches, be quicker on the draw, lose my language abilities, AND wait until April to have a shot at MJ.
Life sucks.
LOL- Don't be silly. I would have sex with you because I would feel sorry for you because you were in a SSM. All you would have to do is tell me one sad story about crying on a massage table because you hadn't been touched in 6 months. (Except, of course, I wouldn't have sex with you because you were a member of this BB. Kind of ironic, huh?)
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver