1) Have sex with a man because it is his birthday and he seems sad and lonely.
2) Have sex with a man because he talks with a stammer.
3) Have sex with a man because he is so skinny he looks like he spent time in a concentration camp. (my 2bx)
4) Have sex with a man because he is a total premature ejaculator. (Okay, probably more accurate to say "because he gave off a vibe that someone with this issue might give off")
5) Have sex with a man because he is 5"2.
Geeze, if I ever become single I'll need to lose 80 lbs, compress my back 10 inches, be quicker on the draw, lose my language abilities, AND wait until April to have a shot at MJ.
Life sucks.
Gone the carvings and those who left their mark. Gone the kings and queens, now only the rats hold sway.
