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This recent cow, have sex with some skinny guy, reminded me of a girl we called Bunny, in the 8th grade, who I hear liked sex. That was so different from what I was told by my older female relatives.

I talked to Bunny on the street 1X while I was going to the corner grocery store. She was a looker too. Talking to her was difficult for me to do at the time. I thought if people saw us together and she got PG, someone might think I was the dad.

Bunny, don't remember her real name, definitely had a monkey, bunny, and a cow personality. Maybe she was something like you. I hope she had/has a good life.

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The small town had some left over "Black Bumper" Mennonite people living there. They had a longer list of sins and no confession process like the Catholics. They got their street name because pride, chrome (painted it black), and most fancy things were considered sinful. My grandfather was Mennonite but more liberal than the “Black Bumper” group.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonite

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Cac4 won't last for long, because nobody will be able to reach anything on the top shelf...and nothing will ever get fixed, and society will crumble and disintegrate as a result.

LOL BTDT.

do you think Gloria Steinem, Betty Friedan, et all would try to keep a few samples around in a eunuchs format?

Contrary to popular belief, Steinem did not coin the feminist slogan "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Steinem

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I'm probably not like the Bunny you remember. You have to remember that although I was sexual, nice and attractive when I was young, I was also the girl who set the curve on the AP Chem Exam even though she skipped class quite frequently. I think I probably just confused the heck out of some boys who knew me.


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My 2bx is someone who actually likes people to feel sorry for him.

Oh...then he should get the mug I am drinking out of right now. It has a picture of George Costanza from Seinfeld saying
"Pity is very underrated. I like pity. It's good."

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Originally Posted By: MJontheMend

1) Have sex with a man because it is his birthday and he seems sad and lonely.

2) Have sex with a man because he talks with a stammer.

3) Have sex with a man because he is so skinny he looks like he spent time in a concentration camp. (my 2bx)

4) Have sex with a man because he is a total premature ejaculator. (Okay, probably more accurate to say "because he gave off a vibe that someone with this issue might give off")

5) Have sex with a man because he is 5"2.


Geeze, if I ever become single I'll need to lose 80 lbs, compress my back 10 inches, be quicker on the draw, lose my language abilities, AND wait until April to have a shot at MJ.

Life sucks.


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Gone the kings and queens, now only the rats hold sway.
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Oh...then he should get the mug I am drinking out of right now. It has a picture of George Costanza from Seinfeld saying
"Pity is very underrated. I like pity. It's good.


LOL- Yeah, he would definitely like that.


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MJ, not only were they confused, but they were probably scared sh*tless \:\)


Me: 38
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S4, S5, S10
Bomb 01/07
Wanted D - nothing would change his mind
Numerous A's prior to D bomb; EA prior/during D bomb
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Geeze, if I ever become single I'll need to lose 80 lbs, compress my back 10 inches, be quicker on the draw, lose my language abilities, AND wait until April to have a shot at MJ.

Life sucks.


LOL- Don't be silly. I would have sex with you because I would feel sorry for you because you were in a SSM. All you would have to do is tell me one sad story about crying on a massage table because you hadn't been touched in 6 months. (Except, of course, I wouldn't have sex with you because you were a member of this BB. Kind of ironic, huh?)


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MJ, not only were they confused, but they were probably scared sh*tless


I did get a lot of obscene phone calls. It was interesting to note how many of the nerdy guys who maybe said two sentences to me in high school came up and gave me hugs at my reunion as though we had been bosom buddies. One of them actually said "We were wondering if you would show up." The funny thing is if they had been more bold in high school they probably could have gotten quite lucky with me. I actually kind of wanted to learn how to play Dungeons and Dragons and I had some definite sexual down time in between my bad boy phase and my college boy phase.


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but they were probably scared sh*tless
Guilty. I wanted to do what was considered "the right things" back then. Still do to some extent.

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