Naked in the Cabbage Patch

[MJontheMend]

I am just being an older/conservative brother type, who is a little concerned about what could happen to a good cyber friend.

Well, that's sweet but you really don't have to worry about me. So far my sexual activity of any kind has been with- white males over 50 with post-graduate degrees in science for whom I am their first encounter since divorce after long marriage. A very low risk group for STDs IMO although high risk for something else I can't quite put my finger on but which caused me to ask my sister "Why me?" Her response was to say "I think it's because you have a lot of the sexual healer in your sexuality." Which, of course, caused me to think "AAARGH! It's that damn cow again. Why won't she die?"

I lust after more high risk partners like the tattooed Hispanic guys at the beach but my behavior remains low risk because I do my lusting from 5 picnic tables away hidden behind a tree.

If you found a Hot Hank with $$, that might work too

I can't be mixing my need for $$ with my need for !! . It's bad enough that I sell books for a living. Though I may consider writing erotica someday. Maybe when I'm 80.