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How hard could this be? I'm thinkin that this phrase would be music to most men's ears.


Oh, some might like it at first but eventually they'd be thinking "Have you no tender, demure feminine sensibilities? I am a man not a jungle gym (sniffling). Be off with you, lioness-monkey-girl! Leave me to piece back together the shreds of my manhood that you have ravaged (holding back the tears)."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver