Weirdness in the Hap household

[MJontheMend]

That data is old. Need current data, current theorems, current conclusions.

Okay, I'll open up a new account on a different dating site and give you access. You can run my dating life for me like Cyrano de Bergerac. Just tell me where to meet them for coffee and I'll wear a mini-spy-cam. I'll put it in a locket that will dangle between my boobs so that you can get some hard data about how well my Ipex bra is working for me.

Gawd- I am such a shameless hijacker. Sorry Hap. Let's continue this conversation in the cabbage patch.