LO,

So he is:

Mr. Skinny Dude Hotpants Guy -AND-

Mr. Skin-Tight Teal-Colored Spandex Running Suit Guy

OK.

I think MC loves those names.

Maybe MC, Theoden, SD, and Frank can all shoot a dance-video together. All in tight spandex running suits. We can call the song, "My Wife Stole my Mid Life Crisis".

--Theoden