Because I place great value on *both* of my testicles.

;o)

Seriously, if I for one second thought that taking her to task at precisely that moment in time would have gotten me anything other than a slap across the chops and a week's worth of sideways looks that could freeze Mexico, I'd have done it in a flash.

But yeah. Maybe she was letting me know that she wants me to. But how the hell am I supposed to know that?

Out of two almost *identical* negative reactions, which is the one where she doesn't really mean it?

It's like playing Russian Roulette.