Well, you have mentioned TV problems in the past. Dedication to advertising is a bad side-effect of too much TV.
The BEST places I have ever eaten are places someone else took me too because they loved it. There is a place called Patti's in Grand Rivers, KY that serves 2" pork chops that you can just about cut with a butter knife, strawberry butter with flower pot bread, and 8" high merangue (sp?) pies. Plus the waiting staff will sing you "Let Me Call you Sweetheart" if you go on your anniversary.
Would it be possible to just let the pissing and moaning about cars and advertisement wash over you and just take her where you want to go (and you know she will like)?
Chrome
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
