Translation: "Don't hate me because I am once again showing my ass for all the world to see, please feel sorry for me instead because I am sleeping in a tent in the hail while making myself an ass for all the world to see, oh, and by the way, this is all your mother's fault."
LOL- Thanks, NOP. Of course it's my fault. You can't be at fault if you don't accept any responsibility.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
