MoJo wrote: "Will someone please tell me why this made me so very angry? "

Translation:
"Don't hate me because I am once again showing my ass for all the world to see, please feel sorry for me instead because I am sleeping in a tent in the hail while making myself an ass for all the world to see, oh, and by the way, this is all your mother's fault."

-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.