SSM calling Blackfoot, come in blackfoot, Over

[Stigmata]

Old Business. (Little time for keeping up)

Mojo Said:

"...so I'm looking for the guy who is going to be brutally honest about how crazy he is about me pretty much all the time and how crazy he is about my hot *ss on at least a tri-weekly basis..."

Stigmata Replied:

"We ARE still talking about a man here, right?"

Mojo Responded:

Right off the top of my head I can think of at least 3 or 4 guys who do behave this way in their relationships with women that I know, so .....pretty much all I have to do is start acting like those women (which means I have to be much tougher than comes natural to me)."

3 or 4? Hmmm. Yes, I seem to remember once seeing such male or semi-male creature in his adolescent natural habitat. He could be seen in my high school hallways briskly and dutifully shuffling two paces behind the pretty head cheerleader, as she has firmly instructed of him...

..resplendent in his head gear, high waters, and Armitron calculator watch. His arms burdened down by her Journey "Escape" album Trapper Keeper, stack of Tiger Beats and 17s, and a fuzzy pink heart-shaped purse over which his two glassy entranced eyes struggle to peer ... at the same time obscuring his goofy lovestruck smile.

So you're right. Channel the toughness of those cheerleaders and you'll have your devoted man, Mojo.

Or is that "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World"? I KNEW Hollywood had something to do with this.

Well, blackfoot, need to respond to your post but this thread may lock up very soon. Bet you're glad for that, huh?

-Stigmata-

(Who admits to wearing an Armitron calculator watch under his jock gear because he thought it was, like, only the coolest thing everrrr.)

(And who also still can't seem to shake the image he has of blackfoot cruising across an azure sky over verdant fields in his creaky Sopwith Camel bi-plane ... his large frame crammed into its cockpit ... tight goggles, leather ear flaps/helmet ... eyeing his radio askance as this thread title comes crackling across his squawk box.)

*Shaking Head Vigorously*