Maybe in the Aussie version of Websters dictionary does your wife's OM picture show up under muppet. Because here in the states my W OM pic takes up a whole page under muppet. This sap during his M was pushed along by his W. She even wrote papers for him and he put his name on them to help further his career. According to his W this past year he recieved a promotion and you guessed it his W was the one pushing him and helping him get it. She thought she was helping him out but I proves to me that he is incapable of making an adult decision on his own.
I'll let you have the picture in the Aussie version of the dictionary, my W OM has it her in the states.
Do different versions of Webster's even exist depending on location? I may be talking crazy.