Because you're butt's getting a lot smaller and you don't have much padding if I have to spank you! Excellent line Eddie!
Wow your Mrs is childish - hid the phone - wtf? I would have just raised an eyebrow and said "how old are you?" My H threw a tantrum in Burger King one time because our DD (then 3) wanted him to get a straw for her milk just as he was about to take the first bite out of his burger. Then of course she started bawling because Daddy was being mean to her. I just said "which one of you is 38 and which one is 3?". He looked a bit embarrassed and went to get the straw. Really on the whole he is very grown up for someone just about to turn 40 - but every now and then he seems to knock off a few decades
if we can be sufficient to ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs Erica Jong
