She's going to the trainer today. I left for work (she was still in bed) and I said "Be good"

Her: Why?
Me: Because you're butt's getting a lot smaller and you don't have much padding if I have to spank you!

She smiled at that and I left. Who knows what she thinks of that, but she wasn't offended and she hasn't ever shown any sign of even considering doing anything amiss, but maybe that little exchange made her feel loved and cherished. Or maybe she just rolled her eyes after I left. It probably didn't hurt, though.

Last edited by Crazy Eddie; 05/30/07 01:33 PM.
a fine and enviable madness, this delusion that all questions have answers, and nothing is beyond the reach of a strong left arm.