If you really want to laugh, know that I am a Kindergarten teacher going to turn 50 this summer!

I need help fastening my garter belt, AND finding it!

Where did my breasts go? There were here a minute ago!!!!!!!!

Bomb 1/06
D dismissed 11/07, attempt reconciliation. Premature.
Divorce final October 31, 2008.
OW looks like bad history. Over.
Still hopeful. Baby steps.
In R with my X.