I would congratulate you but you know my theory about the "baby". It's some sort of pure testosterone precursor and you will shortly be losing all your super-powers. My suggestion would be that you break it in half and surgically re-implant one half near the area where it will prove most useful. The other half you should grind up into powder and auction in an appropriate market. Since you are my friend I am sure you will be happy to front me just a wee little bit to slip into the drink of one of the guys I'm dating.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver