From another forum for men who are missing something in their life.
Male Enhancement Dude, if you are with a woman who thinks a pensive tail is important to your relationship it is time to run – yesterday! If the tables were turned and they were speaking of women how long do you think the commercial would run? The fairy tale of Chicken Little, ducky lucky, and goosey loosey, would have nothing on a commercial like these!
So why does it ( Male Enhancement ) offend me?
Well for starters I’ve been hanging around here. I have not once heard a woman say that she wishes he were enhanced. What I do hear women say is “I miss his presence”.
The old Mediterranean language had a word for this that we do not have in the English language; translated perfectly the word means “I miss your smell”. There are things about the presence of a man that she is intimately involved with that can only be described this way – “I miss your smell”.
Do you know why she sleeps on your pillow when you are gone? Do you know why you sleep on hers? You miss her. You miss her smell. Smell is the intimacy of a head on a shoulder when all is well with your world. Do you miss that? THAT is what I’m talking about!
Male enhancement in my books is: Open arms and caresses that offer closeness; that completes her.
Male enhancement is: “whenever I turn to you you’re there with your smile to help me through life’s difficulties.
Male enhancement is: Understanding and compassion, tenderness when she needs it.
Male enhancement is: Wisdom that speaks an exact word to a family difficulty precisely when it is needed.
Male enhancement is: Comfort knowing that all your mistakes are covered in a bond of love.
Male enhancement is: A hand – a touch- that reaches with a thumb to dry a tear and keeps secret the innermost yearnings of her heart.
Male enhancement is: Security in knowing that she will always be safe as long as you are near.
Male enhancement is: Intimacy so close that our lovemaking is a way to touch the innermost part of the heart answering every longing. Beyond physical but expressive of the groan in the heart.
Male enhancement is: All inclusive. Not just physical. Not just spiritual. Not just relational. Not just emotional – it is speaking to one another with your skin because only the intimacy of closeness in heart and mind will complete the person you are.
So why don’t we have these in a commercial?
Could it be that we are afraid if it did?
Could we be this vulnerable with another person? Could we be this vulnerable with our wives? Or… well… would we rather be golfing instead? Come on now….
The bottom line is “male enhancement” is being all that you can possibly be – a real man! And that scares the [censored] out of most of us! A lot more than a pensive tail!
Now Lou - print that off and give it to your wife and tell her you wrote it "just for her"
Heywyre
M - 57 H - 65 1st A-bomb - Nov 27/02 2nd A-bomb - Dec 13/06 together 21 years *************************** Insanity is doing something over and over and expecting different results (Albert Einstein)
Now Lou - print that off and give it to your wife and tell her you wrote it "just for her"
My post that said no, that was a knee jerk reaction. Self protection from an anticipated rejection or BB not taking it well. Much like Choc was doing.
I posted the list hoping it would help me, Choc, Chrom, and other SSH's. Hairdog did it 2X recently so he doesn't qualify as sex starved. ^5 Hairdoggy.
So, rather than me thinking no way, print it out for BB, I will ask you what are the positives if I do and she po-po's the idea?
We were watching the news and a Volvo car commercial came on. BB pipes up she wants a new vulva (female anatomy) but talking about and using the car commercial to talk about it. I asked if she got a new vulva would she use it or put it on a shelf?
I said, I have a new book that said a vulva has to be used. If it’s just sitting around it will go bad. I asked her if she would read the new book I recewntly bought, [i]"Better Than I Ever Expected: Straight Talk About Sex After Sixty" [i/] http://www.amazon.com/Better-Than-Ever-E...80054601&sr=8-2
BB's first reply was, "that is your typical male response, anything to have sex."
I feel the car commercial is a tease to buy a new car. Not really a Volvo, but a Honda CRV. But it could be her playing a game?
How do I read the clues?
or
Don't try reading the clues and just go fishing?
When I am finished reading the book, I will post some information hi-lights from the book.
Lou
FYI, I don't need the male enhancement. What I "do" have works.
Shocker for all of the shy men. See http://www.3dvulva.com/ I wasn't looking foe the site, just wanted to check spelling using Google and this was one choice.
Now, If Lil's bf will take notice and a few tips from the site or from a link. Enough said before I put all of my foot in my mouth.
Brief tj here. I couldn't remember the thread where we talked about earplugs, but here's a link to the ones I use these are awesome! I don't even hear my 4yr old son running around the house yelling most of the time when I wear these and my H is up with him trying to let me sleep in, much less my H snoring. Ear Plugs
GEL Thanks for the link. Looks like the credit card is going to get some use this week-end.
I had an air leak on the side of my mask the other night and BB went to the other room. We both felt bad and have a difficult time with talking w/o defending or blaming.
Well, all I can say is my H and I HIGHLY recommend these and hey! If they are approved for some of our equipment and the jets at American which run at (80db like our beadblast booths), then they should block out sufficient noise. I have no idea what my S4 db rating would be, but it's up there LOL.
they should block out sufficient noise....80db like our bead-blast booths My brother used to use a sand-blast booth to carve the ivy leaves, grapes, numbers, and letters on grave stones. Yes that was loud considering no one used any protection back in 1956-1962.
I have no idea what my S4 db rating would be, but it's up there LOL. But he is a perfect, almost perfect angel, isn't he????
Oh the joys of happy children, no matter how loud. Well sometimes loud is OK.
^5 Hairdoggy.
