Not to be insensitive or anything like that, but I would take my wallet out, bolt it to the floor, and then hammer the edges of the bolt head round so it couldn't be removed.

I would then grab a pair of pliers, and break a finger on one of my hands every time the thought of marrying this woman crossed my mind.

Your mileage may vary \:\)

-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.