MC,

Listen Mr. Hotpants.

Ever read the Song of Solomon in the Bible? It's like the Jewish version of the Kama Sutra.

My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my breasts.

14 My lover is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.

3 Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest
is my lover among the young men.
I delight to sit in his shade,
and his fruit is sweet to my taste.

Yeah baby...sachets, breasts, clusters of henna blossoms, sweet fruit....you KNOW what they were talking about.

It's that sweet strawberry jam, MC. Lay it on her.

---Theoden