MC,

Frame it.

And send another framed pic with you in your skinny-dude hotpants.

And send it with a note:

Dear CW,

Here's something to remember me by. It must really suck to be you right now -- missing out on all the red-hot, steaming, "MC love". I'm ready to lay it on you like sticky-sweet strawberry jam. You have my number. Call me when you get the itch, baby.

Love,

MC