My W and I went out on a date. Went to a classic car show and then played a pool for a couple of hours. Had small talk laughed and had a good time. No MUSHY STUFF. No R talk, No OM talk, No hand holding ECT… So I mailed her a “thank-you” letter in a Pink envelope and with pink stationary (her favorite color). It was addressed with her maiden name and no return address. It said:
XXXXX I had a great time last Saturday night. I can’t wait to do it again. I really enjoyed talking with ya about your younger days playing pool with your mom. I realize your pool playing was a little rusty but you did a great job distracting me with your beautiful smile. I realize this was our first date but I can see how easy it would be to fall in love with you. I hope we have a second date soon. If you ever need someone to talk to give me a call my number is 1-707-xxx-xxxx
Thinking about you XXXXX
I was not home when she read it. But it is GONE. It’s not in the garbage. It’s not by her chair. I even checked the shredder no pink paper.
What’s up??
Husband
And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know
