You have just entered the outer limits........ The mail was on the counter, I had to take a movie back. When I got back home the W was there. She had already looked at the mail. My letter was gone! My W didn't say a word and didn't seem happy or mad. When she left the kitchen I looked in the garbage can, no leter. Later I looked by her chair to see if it was in her pile of stuff. No letter. It just disappeared. The only place I forgot to look was in the shredder. It would be easy to know because the envelope and note paper were pink. (Her favorite color. I'll have to look when I get home today. It kind of feels like a firework that didn't go off. It wasn't spectacular and it didn't fizzle. It just sat there...
And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know
