. My wife said I was no good, but she could not say why She was leaving tonight to be with some other guy She said she’s unhappy and I made her so. I asked her how I did this and she didn’t know
My wife is a nut and I need to detach She left me tonight and the door I did latch She is unhappy and her heads in a fog But I’m doing just fine watching T.V with my dog.
In the morning I’ll pack up all of her stuff I’ll pack it up in the back of my old pick up truck I’ll drive across town to the other man’s house On his driveway I’ll dump it (Ever her really nice blouse)
As I leave I’ll be smiling and looking at him. The chances he’ll be happy are pretty slim. She will now be there twenty four seven. He’s going to wonder what happened to his little heaven.
My wife is a nut and I need to detach She left me tonight and the door I did latch She is unhappy and her heads in a fog But I’m doing just fine watching T.V with my dog.
After a while I know she’ll be back. The Om will kick her out of his sack The OM will wise up And wonder what went through his head. He’ll wake up one morning and kick her out of bed. On my door she will have to knock Because when she was gone I did change the lock.
She will want to come back but I’ll say I don’t now why You made unhappy and that is no lie. We could have talked and worked these things out. But you had to leave for him and that is no doubt.
My wife is a nut and I need to detach She left me tonight and the door I did latch She is unhappy and her heads in a fog But I’m doing just fine watching T.V with my dog.
If I let you back you’ll promise one thing. You will keep those vows that came with that ring. And when you are unhappy to me you’ll come talk And together we will converse and go for a walk.
Together we can come over this thing We’ll start a new life, really start living So we kissed and we hugged and I went to my car. And I hid the phone numbers I got at the bar.
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And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know
