I missed this post, cemar, and I want to applaud you for finally answering a question.
I'd also like to say that if I were a woman who was intrinsically LD, and my husband handed me above list, I would feel rather hopeless.
Because even if she stepped up to the plate and had hot monkey sex with you in every position imaginable, because she loved you and wanted to please you, it wouldn't be enough, because she wouldn't want it for herself.
I don't know what to tell you. I am in fact at loss for words. And that's rare.