I actually found something that I bought at a store for him shoved in the back of his bathroom drawer today. It was Valentine's Day in 2004 I believe. I bought a can of whipped cream, (called Pussy Whip!), and a little box of "Romantic Nights" or maybe sexy I don't remember. He NEVER used the cream (we threw it away eventually) and when I gave him the little satin black sack of romantic ideas, I told him I wasn't going to look at any of them, but just let him surprise me in his own time. When I asked him about it months later, because I had not noticed anything, he said, "They were all cheesy." Hmph.
I guess I could go to Christie's. I don't know what in the world I would buy!!
Oldtimer, I have a funny bit to tell ya: I just ASSumed by your screenname that you were a male, then read your advice on another thread where you referred to your H. It makes me feel a bit better that you suggested the books you did. (the Woman's Guide to Anal Sex) I came across it in the bookstore and BOY did I keep the cover discreet. A man walked up and stood RIGHT next to me while I was looking. It was pretty funny when Joey came up with the two kids in tow. Suddenly, he moved down the aisle. lol! Joey probably would have had a heart attack if I would have said I was buying that one. :-O
It makes me feel a bit better that you suggested the books you did. (the Woman's Guide to Anal Sex) 
I came across it in the bookstore and BOY did I keep the cover discreet. A man walked up and stood RIGHT next to me while I was looking. It was pretty funny when Joey came up with the two kids in tow. 
Suddenly, he moved down the aisle. lol! Joey probably would have had a heart attack if I would have said I was buying that one. :-O
