I want to help you with this, but you are going to have to help me understand his preoccupation with swallowing and anal.
What transpired during your breakup to convince him that you were doing those things? Did some one start a rumor?, What?
Also, whatever you do, don't discuss last night with your friend. If he were to hear about himself from someone else, that would really make things much worse. He is already paranoid that everything he does is known to all your friends.
All the best, -NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
