> Winter in Massachusetts > >> > DEAR DIARY: > >> > > >> > AUG. 1 > >> > Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. > >> > It is so beautiful here. The city is so > >> > picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it > >> > covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE > >> > > >> > OCT. 14 > >> > New England is the most beautiful place > >> > on earth. The leaves are turning all > >> > different colors. I love the shades of red > >> > and orange. Went for a ride through the > >> > hills and saw some deer. They are so > >> > graceful. Certainly they are the most > >> > peaceful animals on earth. This must be > >> > paradise. I LOVE IT HERE. > >> > > >> > NOV. 11 > >> > Deer season will open soon. I can't > >> > imagine anyone wanting to kill such > >> > an elegant creature. The very symbol > >> > of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will > >> > snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE. > >> > > >> > DEC. 2 > >> > It snowed last night. Woke up to find > >> > everything blanketed in white. It > >> > looked like a postcard. Went outside > >> > and cleaned snow off the steps and > >> > shoveled the driveway. We had a > >> > snowball fight today (I won). > >> > When the snowplow came by we had > >> > to shovel the driveway again. > >> > What a beautiful place. Mother Nature > >> > in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE. > >> > > >> > DEC. 12 > >> > More snow last night. I love it. The > >> > snowplow did his trick again that > >> > rascal). A winter wonderland. > >> > I LOVE IT HERE. > >> > > >> > DEC. 19 > >> > Snowed again last night. Couldn't > >> > get out of the driveway to get to work > >> > this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. > >> > Damn Snowplow! > >> > > >> > DEC. 22 > >> > More of that white [censored] fell last night. > >> > I've got blisters on my hands from > >> > shoveling. I think the snowplow hides > >> > around the corner and waits until I'm > >> > done shoveling. That [censored]! > >> > > >> > DEC. 25 > >> > "White Christmas" my busted ass. > >> > More snow. If I ever get my > >> > hands on that son-of-a-bitch who > >> > drives that snowplow, I swear I will > >> > castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know > >> > why they don't use more salt on this > >> > freaking ice. > >> > > >> > DEC. 28 > >> > More of the same [censored] last night. Been > >> > inside since Christmas day except for > >> > when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. > >> > Can't go anywhere. The car is buried > >> > in a mountain of white [censored]. The > >> > weatherman says expect another 10 > >> > inches of this [censored] tonight. Do you know > >> > how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? > >> > > >> > JAN. 1 > >> > Happy freaking New Year!. The > >> > weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). > >> > We got 34 inches of snow this > >> > time. At this rate it won't melt until the > >> > 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck > >> > down the road and [censored] for brains had > >> > the balls to come to the door and ask to > >> > borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 > >> > shovels already, shoveling out the [censored] he > >> > plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th > >> > shovel over his head. > >> > > >> > JAN. 4 > >> > Finally got out of the house today. Went > >> > to the store to get food and on the way > >> > back a deer ran out in front of the car and > >> > I hit the damn *#! dear. Did about $3,000.00 > >> > damage to the car. Wish the hunters would > >> > have killed them all last November. > >> > > >> > MAY 3 > >> > Took the car to the garage in town today. > >> > Would you believe the body is rotting away > >> > from all the salt they keep dumping > >> > all over the roads. It really looks like a piece > >> > of [censored]. > >> > > >> > MAY 10 > >> > Moved to Florida today. I can't > >> > imagine why anyone in their right > >> > mind would want to live in the God forsaken > >> > State of Massachusetts.
