I should be so lucky as to have you. You are the iconic level to which every man on this board aspires. If you ever get a craving for a middle-aged, Midwestern flatlander, call me first!
Oh yeah, back to my wife. I am just happy to see that she put them on. This might mean that she still has a shred of decency left in her after all!
Alternatively, she will probably be seeing her sister and a bunch of old friends where she is going, and doesn't want to answer questions.
Argue your limitations and sure enough, they are yours. - Richard Bach