Ok - we are officially in the last week before my due date (4/21) and I am DONE!!! I need to have this baby in my arms and not riding around uncomfortably in my belly!!!
That being said we did the deed this weekend. It was an unqualified disaster. Dh's one position doesn't work with a last trimester pregnant belly - I have dropped and so me being on top means unsatisfactory penetration (not good for him or me). So - we had a couple of stops and starts with me finishing him off orally. I got attention until he finished.
Really we need to go doggie for this to work. I'm game and I'm going to do my darndest to talk him into it tonight. Why does everything about sex in my M have to be so difficult? Why does everything involve walking on eggshells, being careful with what I say and do, tolerating long periods of no sex and acting ok with it? My big pregnant fertility goddess self would just love for him to come at me with some massage oil and evil intentions with the plan being lets just try a bunch of things and see what works. Let's rub each other all over and have a great time. And all just because he thinks I am a hot Mama. I guess that is just too much to ask.
