ERC,

Bro, I love you. Happy Easter.

1. Stop the snooping; it's killing you.
2. Stop confiding in everyone, it's hurting your relationship.
3. Stop thinking that other people are going to help your wife snap out of it.
4. She's having an affair, deal with it.
5. Get a life, fast.
6. She has permission-giving friends, it's all part of the game.