Courtesy of MJonthemend:


here at Mojo Industries we've been giving head since 1979 and continuous improvement is our motto). Such as:

1)60 but no 9.
2)Double teabag
3)Thumb suck
4)Nipple/Cock/Nipple/Cock
5)Ice Job
6)Standard Slow/fast/Stop/start
7)Prostate massage
8)Full Out Scary Swallow
9)Just the tip with hand swirl
10)Where is my mouth?
11)Hand to cheek

etc.etc.etc.

I've been reading sex manuals since before I started having sex so a lot of it is sort of combinations of what I've read and stuff I made up myself. Or sometimes I'll do something first and then I'll find out the name for it from a book. Some of it I learned from porn films too. Some of it was based on suggestions or directions from men I was with.

1) Tease move in which you can do him but he can't quite do you.

2) A teabag is a scrotal sac. If you can get both in your mouth it's a double.

3) Another tease move in which you do it to his thumb like you're going to do it to his c*ck.

4) You have to be large breasted for this one. Sort of like a combination of a boob job and head but you do your own nipples too.

5) Numb it up with ice. Warm it up with mouth.

6) Full instructions for this one in the old Joy of Sex. One of the first moves I ever learned/tried. Pretty self-explanatory.

7) Stroke the perineum while giving head or the prostate directly. I think this is one of those things guys either love or find really too much.

8) 0-60. No teasing. No slowing down. Stretch your palate. No man doesn't like this one in my experience. Total lioness move especially if you can knock him down or do it in semi-public.

9) Just for foreplay. Just half manual/half head. More licky than sucky.




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