Never underestimate the power of the LD Force, Johanna. You can run, but you can't hide. She can sniff out excess testosterone like some sort of bloodhound with a vengeance.
Hairdog - whose balls are kept in a hermetically-sealed envelope in Funk and Wagnall's basement.
Hairdog, I didn't miss that she was in STL today. In fact, I met her for lunch and told her that there are literally millions of women who would kill or die to have a funny and horny guy to share life with so she'd better wise up!!
She then kicked my ass.
JoJo, My bet is that you are somewhere near HD and I. You know too much about our locale to be that far away. But, don't worry, I won't clue Mrs. HD in to your whereabouts. She kicks really hard and I like you too much.
P.S. Mojo, that was sooooooooooo funny! I was dying laughing to the point that my kids were flocking to the computer to find out what is so great about it.
I would have to guess, though, that if HD and I were thrown on a deserted island that neither of us would give a rats arse about either the fish pot or the grass. I'm hoping that his only concern would be the honeypot.
Well, she may have kicked your ass, but I hope some of what you said stuck in her head. I'm trying to be an optimist.
Hey Honey, we'll probably be going through St. Louis on our way to Paducah (first stop). Should hit the Arch at about 8pm. Just stand on the side of I-70 with a sign that says, "Barefoot, Pregnant, and looking for a kitchen in Georgia" and we'll pick you up.
Hairdog - who, unfortunately, has to leave the computer until tomorrow.
Just why would she be jealous of little ol' me? I ain't been around enough testosterone in years to sniff out. (sigh) And, who knows if I will still be HD if and when I do have a relationship? I should be no threat to Mrs. Dawg.
Quote: Hi Sea Hogs Wife, Thanks for your thoughts but they were a little off, in my case. I am the HD wife married to a man who does not like to be sexually aggressive. I have to be very careful about when and where I touch him. However, he still says that he wants me to initiate. Which basically means that he wants me to read his mind and know, instinctively, when he is horny and then make the first move. I was trying to think of subtle ways to make the first move while not freaking him out...
Honeypot
my wife is a cross between seahag, the character in popeye cartoons... old, bitching, shrill screeching voice, and a messy 4 legged farm animal called a hog... thus a new word was created...seahog
I am her spouse, thus married2seahog
Now back to the subject... it's hard for me to believe your husband does not enjoy being the sexual aggressor, unless this has met with bad results in the past, such as frequent rejection on your part, or lack of performance on his part, or perhaps he feels his performance is lacking.
We crossed the "due" date of a my "frequency" tonight. W was completely exhausted from waking up at 3am and not being able to fall back asleep. Then she ran a big neighborhood event tonight. It would have been downright mean to ask to ML tonight. I snuggled with her on the sofa and for a while in bed while she drowsed off (in both places). I'm honestly not in the mood to ML right now. I still think I'm a little bit LD but that label doesn't really apply until she has more desire than me.
I know I shouldn't be paying this kind of attention to her but I just can't help but notice.... Something weird is going through her head. The past couple of days, she has been acting "different" in a very subtle way. Last night she read quite a bit of PM and woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't go back to sleep. Tonight, I asked her what she was thinking about and she didn't answer me so I took that as a clue to drop the subject...her thoughts belong to her. She was awfully loving and sweet to me all day and night so I guess it's nothing bad. It might not even be something about me or the R (but I suspect it is). At any case, I really don't care what it is she's thinking but I can't help secretly fantasize that PM is making an impact and she is working on some of her issues. I would love to think that she examining ways to differentiate. I remember when I first started the Diff procedure, I acted a little distant and even somewhat like an (gentle) a-hole. I've noticed a little bit of "coolness" to her and have expected this along with some behavior similar to mine. Once again folks, I'm just fantasizing here that my W is going to experience a "Corri-grade insight" and become a sex superfan. Let's also pretend that she's sick of this repair process and is thinking about her life as a single divorcee. Who knows. It could be anything. She keeps claiming that she's a "simple girl with simple needs and that we don't need all this analysis and insights, but I would disagree with her on the grounds that she's "simple". She's got a little sadism, control and trust issues etc. But I'm not allowed to think about that. It's cool if she does.
Sorry...I'm drowsing off as I type.
Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time
-Steven Wright
As the LD spouse for a long, long time, I can most definitely say that change is possible and truly incredible. Not a day goes by that I am not grateful for the return of my sensuality, although now I have to deal with other issues including H's resentment and lack of desire for me...life's irony. Lat night we did ML and I tried to connect with him in a more intimate way through "really touching" and found, to my surprise, that not only was he not turned on by this, neither was I. I am ashamed to say I fell back to closing my eyes and letting my fantasy life take over...I am not sure what this says about me or our relationship.
