EXW - You took me to this pizza place too much M - Must of have funny look on face EXW - There were lots of other things M - Such as? EXW - I Can't remeber but there were!
Thank goodness I didn't have a drink in my mouth when I read that because it would be all over my monitor!
I hope JFun and Linda don't mind me sharing these, I copied them into my "hilarious WAS stuff" file a while back:
"I asked W one time what OM could give her that I couldn't. She said "Nothing. I just don't want it from you anymore.""
"I asked my H what it is he loves about his OW, and he said nothing, she is aggressive, loud, can never admit she is wrong, and can never admit she doesn't know something. So I asked him why he is leaving me for her, and he said because he doesn't want to hurt her LOL"
A childhood friend of mine was a serial cheater (but since she TOLD her h when she was with OMs, it was an "open M").
Her h left her and filed for divorce. She was shocked & indignant.
HER telling me: "H just up and left me! He left me for no Fu$%ing reason!"
ME: "...well, actually I think the Fu^&$ing was THE reason..."
HER: I don't need to hear that NOW! I played with fire and I got burned!"
M: 57 H: 60 M: 35 yrs S30,D28,D19 H off to Alaska 2006 Recon 7/07- 8/08 *2016* X = "ALASKA 2.0" GROUND HOG DAY I File D 10/16 OW DIV 2/26/2018 X marries OW 5/2016
Thank goodness I'm over this and can laugh at the craziness.
2 months after Ex-w moved out calls and asked me to co-sign for a new car. Explains that she can't do what she wants because we are still entangled financially and see's no issue with me co-signing. I say sorry not interested.
She calls her sisters and Mom and Dad and they all decline, because they thinks she's a little off her rocker. Ends up talking her boss into co-signing, then 2 weeks later demolishes jeep into a telephone poll one night after drinking and driving and gets a DUI.
Herein, the W was confronted about A while she was actively engaged in it & she admitted it.
Then she told her h that she "wished she could just explore the A for, say, 6 months or so, 'you know, just to see what happens..."
BUT she knows she "could never ask her h to allow that..."
SO she just keeps on doing it (!), with her h still knowing(!!??!!), AND while saying she'd never ASK HIM to tolerate it...
Surreal, but maybe she believes it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, which is a habit I find very very frustrating.
Then again she's really just letting her h know she knows HE would say no, and not 'Disobeying" him is somehow not as bad as just ignoring what she knows he feels/wants...
No insight from her hypocrisy or the irony, on either side. No boundaries on either side, when you think about it
M: 57 H: 60 M: 35 yrs S30,D28,D19 H off to Alaska 2006 Recon 7/07- 8/08 *2016* X = "ALASKA 2.0" GROUND HOG DAY I File D 10/16 OW DIV 2/26/2018 X marries OW 5/2016
My mom brought me some decorated V-day cookies. H (keep in mind last word from him was in no uncertain terms he wanted a D, there was nothing that could be done to change his mind, etc.) notices them and says... H: Can I have one of these? Me: No.
A day later.. H: There are still cookies here. That means I can eat one, right? Me: No. H: Would you be really angry if I ate one anyway?
Erm... guess he forgot the fact that I might already be really upset 'cause he wants a D? And since when are STBX's entitled to cookies??
Me:30 H:29, no kids T:12, M:4 (when D was final) 12/13: "Don't think I want to be M anymore" 6/14: Separated (I move) 1/15: H filed for D 5/15: D final
8 months ago when I suggested to eXW I like to take the girls to church more often she says "F@#k God. There is no God. You don't need to go to church or believe in God to be a good person!" While it bothered me, I do agree with that statement but the problem with it is just YESTERDAY I get a request from her Lawyer suggesting exW should have the kids 'again' this year like last year for both Christmas and Easter citing "Chrismas and Easter are the most important religious Holidays for the family so my client should have the children". Note: she also did not take them to mass last year on either Holiday, and has not been in years. Nope...you can't make this stuff up. Btw...I intend to deny the request as they are with me this year on those days as per the order they drafted last year. Amazing.
M17 yrs. me49 xW47 d15 d11
BD1-Jul/11(Affair found out) Therapy 9 months (tried 2) BD2- May/12(sep) Court Jul/13 - I got 50/50 Sold home - Aug/13 Court #2 - Dec/13 Court#3 - Apr/14 ... She lost again We settled.
XW took my kids for the weekend. The following week, she wants friday and sunday. So I said I wanted a full saturday then. XW: No, you can't! Planet: Why not? XW:...(paused) I don't spend enough time with them! (literally foaming in the mouth) XW proceeded to take down picture magnets of us off the fridge after I left.
M35 XW34 D5 D4 M 6years T 10years Bomb 5/2013 Joint Petition signed 6/2013 Moved out end of 8/2013 Court Hearing of Joint Petition 9/2013 D finalized in 3 months - no news yet
Take them Saturday. Tell her she's wrong and that YOU don't get to spend enough time with them as they live with her. You need to start sticking up for yourself.
M-43 W-40 2D - 9 and 5
Emotion, yet peace. Ignorance, yet knowledge. Passion, yet serenity. Chaos, yet harmony. Death, yet a new life.
Take them Saturday. Tell her she's wrong and that YOU don't get to spend enough time with them as they live with her. You need to start sticking up for yourself.
I do, man.
This was a really long time ago. FYI, I did take that Saturday regardless of the spew. The reaction and reason really blows the mind. She was back to normal the following Monday.
Man, I do remember this incident like it was yesterday!
M35 XW34 D5 D4 M 6years T 10years Bomb 5/2013 Joint Petition signed 6/2013 Moved out end of 8/2013 Court Hearing of Joint Petition 9/2013 D finalized in 3 months - no news yet
Priceless! You ARE a comedian!