Today at church the pastor told this joke. I don't know what it had to do with anything, but it made me laugh and I wanted to share it with all of you.
A woman found out that her husband was having an affair and became very upset and distraught. He wouldn't leave the OW and she figured that she only had 2 choices. Because she was so distraught, she believed her two choices were either to kill him or to kill herself. After much thought she decided that taking someone else's life was wrong, so she decided to kill herself. So she got on top of a building and jumped off. Only this did not kill her. She only had minor injuries. Why? Because she landed on her husband and it killed him instead.
Me-31 H-38 M: 5 yrs T: 7 yrs No kids Went to Prostitutes 10-1-06 Found out about OW 12-24-07 Bomb on EA/PA: 1-2-08 OW ended it with H "for good" 3-8-08 OW is back 4-19-08 H and OW tell me that they are in love 5-19-08 Filed for divorce 6-5-08 Divorced 7-2-08