Playhouse

[Dr LOve]

Happy Mothers day Yoyo

H

[NoCodeBlues]

Happy Mothers Day, Yoyo!

[Yoyowife]

Thanks H and NC, I did had a nice Mother's Day.

[PennyMB]

Hi All
It has been ages since I posted and said Hi to all. I have missed you guys. I have moved to my own place and i am now in the final stages of the settlement to take to the divorce lawyer. My H is still living with OW and seems very happy but has came over to help me with a few things at the house. He also left 2 plants for me for Mothers day. Guilt does funny things to them.

Hope everyone id doing fine. I will go to piecing to see what is happening YOYO. How about Saffie and Mattie and Husband how are you?

Missed you guys. I can't get past the spam at work anymore to check on you guys.

[Yoyowife]

Hi Penny,
It's so nice to hear from you. It sounds like you are settling in. I just know that you have a great future ahead of you. I know it probably doesn't seem like it now though.

Thanks for updating us and take care.

Hugs, Yoyo

[Sara]

Morning Yoyo,

School must be almost over. Any more quiet nights on the back of the truck?

[Yoyowife]

The playhouse has been a little quiet lately so I thought I would try to add some giggles to it.

Hope everyone has a great weekend!


Here's a good one!

TOO MUCH???

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live'.

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car'?

God replied, 'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you'!

[JoieDeVivre]

It's nice to see some action in the Playhouse!

Funny one, Yoyo!

[Yoyowife]

Giggle of the day. I couldn't resist, it is pretty funny...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.
If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry: '9.'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry: '36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
Harry: 'Coconut.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Better make Harry Principal..... I got the last seven questions wrong.'

[Sara]

That is really a great joke Yoyo. I wish I could remember a joke like that to be able to tell it. I guess I'll just have to email it to people.