The Zoo of the Surreal

[MJontheMend]

Okay, I've been gone for a couple days so you guys know what I've been up to. Yesterday it was an unseasonable 81 degrees in Michigan and I was to be found on GP's back deck eating steak and drinking wine (Keep the wine in mind it will become relevant later in this anecdote and note that the 3 glasses that I had was 2 glasses too many for me. Also, I think I had a low-grade fever due to a back-to-school virus I caught from my daughter). In theory, I might have been found wearing nothing but an over-sized mesh Michigan Panthers training jersey since that was my host's request, however a combination of approximately 20% modesty and 80% vanity added a couple key elements to my ensemble. Anyway, I did a bit of babbling as usual along the lines of what a coincidence it was that I had told him that he reminded me of a panther and he happened to have an old Panther's jersey he thought would look hot on me and then I forgot about the topic.

Flash-forward a few hours and some serious, serious somethin'-somethin' is going on. (Okay remember the wine, the low-grade fever, the fact that GP is an unfamiliar sexual partner and fairly huge and quite guy-you-don't-want-to-meet-in-alley looking, my general tendency towards over-active imagination, high levels of dopamine causing the effect of super-salience etc.) I'm on the bottom smiling up and then GP suddenly rears back, bares his teeth and GROWLS at me! Not just some kind of playful growl- it was totally realistic. Well, let's just say that it is a very good thing that your friend Mojo does not have a heart condition. I was terrified!

Of course, as GP revealed later, he had taken my zoo animal prattle as though I meant it as a suggestion for sexual role play and really it would have been quite excellent if I had been just a tiny bit more clued in and less variously mind-altered.


P.S. Note for those who are keeping track of how slutty I am. I waited to have sex with GP until:

1) Third date plus approximately 30 hours phone convo.
2) He started referring to me as his girlfriend.
3) He told me he doesn't like me driving home from his house after dark and he thought I wasn't dressed warmly enough on our second date.

[Lillieperl]

GP suddenly rears back, bares his teeth and GROWLS at me! Not just some kind of playful growl- it was totally realistic

Did that enhance the experience enough for you that you hope he does it again? With or without advance notice?

[Imconfused0807]

Okay, I've been gone for a couple days so you guys know what I've been up to. Yesterday it was an unseasonable 81 degrees in Michigan and I was to be found on GP's back deck eating steak and drinking wine

Isn't this weather awesome Enjoy it while we can.

Also, I think I had a low-grade fever due to a back-to-school virus I caught from my daughter)

I've got a can't miss cough remedy that I posted about a few days ago. A little different situation, but did wonders for me


In theory, I might have been found wearing nothing but an over-sized mesh Michigan Panthers training jersey since that was my host's request.......and he happened to have an old Panther's jersey he thought would look hot on me and then I forgot about the topic.

What is it about us men and jerseys. I've got a mental picture (and an actual picture) permanently burned into my mind of wife with nothing on but my Yzerman jersey Wow, ok gotta go take a cold shower


P.S. Note for those who are keeping track of how slutty I am.

Hope I'm not in that group.. if you remember right, I said mistakenly labeled


PS - Hope you had a great time. Hey, Corri mentioned Ren-fest, did you guys make it there?

[MJontheMend]

Did that enhance the experience enough for you that you hope he does it again? With or without advance notice?

It would be really hot if he did it again. I don't need advance notice now that I know that it is in his repertoire. I'll just have to be sure and get my lioness warmed up to respond. - lol

[MJontheMend]

What is it about us men and jerseys. I've got a mental picture (and an actual picture) permanently burned into my mind of wife with nothing on but my Yzerman jersey Wow, ok gotta go take a cold shower

It's vastly amusing to me that GP insists on viewing me as some sort of overgrown cheerleader type. I keep telling him that I'm really the dorky librarian but he tells me that I look like Rachel Mclish thus the jersey request.

PS - Hope you had a great time. Hey, Corri mentioned Ren-fest, did you guys make it there?

Nope, but apparently I shall soon be attending some sort of semi-formal Detroit civic affair in my little black dress and clocked hose. Did I mention that GP has a red and white Corvette? This relationship is really taking on the aura of a costume fantasy.

[RealJourney]

wow, he out-zoo'd your zoo! Pretty cool!

I have to tell you, I was following along when the menagerie had 4 animals. After that, I couldn't follow along anyone...I passed my MJ enneagram 7 limit.

[RealJourney]

I mean anymore

[MJontheMend]

I came across an interesting scientific study on speed-dating. Before the speed-dating event, the researchers asked men and women what they were looking for in a man/woman and how important those various traits would be. Both the men and women indicated that there were a number of traits they were seeking. However, the results after the event revealed that men picked the women they would choose to date almost solely on the factor of physical appearance. Women did use other factors but these factors weren't the ones that they indicated that they thought they would use either. The men pretty much just had a waterline level of acceptability in terms of appearance and were willing to date any of the women who were at least that physically appealing. The women picked men, not based on the male's appearance but based on their own appearance relative to a few factors combined to rate the male's level of attractiveness. So a woman who considered herself to be only moderately physically attractive would indicate that she wanted to date men who she judged to be moderately attractive given a few relevant factors and she wouldn't pick men who fell either above or below this range.

[Imconfused0807]

Typical of most of us men huh.. go into something with an agenda and as soon as we're flashed with the good looks it all goes out the window

[MJontheMend]

Typical of most of us men huh.. go into something with an agenda and as soon as we're flashed with the good looks it all goes out the window \:D

Lol- The more I learn about male sexuality/functionality in relationship etc., the more I feel sorry for you guys.


I thought it was interesting how the study mirrored the known tendency that when people enter a social environment the women check out the other women and the men check out the women too. The thing that is starting to bug me a bit about internet dating is that it is so clear that the men I meet are already a bit too involved with my picture. One guy who I rejected because he was too culturally conservative for me sent me a an e-mail that implied "maybe you won't date me but you can't stop me from jacking off to your picture."