my SO asked me to sew a button on his suit jacket as he was getting ready to DJ a wedding where OW would be accompanying him....I retorted...
"Who am I Betsy Ross? Why don't you call OW and ask her to bring her sewing kit?"
His response: "We don't have THAT kind of relationship."
WTF?? Oh, I forgot - button's don't fall off on Fantasy Island. Life's everyday problems never happen there...it's all happy happy joy joy in unrealistic LaLa Land.
Tattoo, get me a strawberry daiquiri, wouldya please?
I just read bthrough this thread. It made me chuckle. It amazes me that so many people are going through the same thing as me but also that WAS use the same excuses. I think they do have a hand book. Do they also all have a secret handshake? Do they have a convention somewhere where they all meet to share ideas & excuses? I thnik they do & my W is an officer of the club!!!!!!!
How about, "The last thing I want is a relationship with somebody"
or
(when she is moving out) "I am not going to date anyone. That's the last thing I want. But you can date if it will help you to learn how to connect with people again."
and my favorite
"I need to find out what it is like to live life on my own with nobody else"
I am tempted on a regular basis to ask her how that whole "Living life by herself" is going, LOL
OM is from a small galaxy, not far from here, called MegaRectum. he is it's biggest star, recently discovered, and named by NASA scientists as Fullacrap Major.....
W is from another small galaxy, which revolves around MegaRectum, called GullibleFool, which, oddly enough, has a small star called Fullacrap Minor
lol!
Most of us really marry only once. First love endures, even unto our dying day. And we never really divorce.
Oh, I had completely forgotten about my newest fav from W. She had OM move in with her, but she won't be living in sin because she and OM have agreed not to have sex for the time being.
The LORD is near to all who call on him, to all who call on him in truth." (Psalm 145:18)
Hmm.......I can't remember all the silly/stupid things that H said but I will do have a few......
After being confronted with evidence of the A.....
"I don't know why I am doing this". Well, if you don't know, how the heck am I supposed to know?
When sitting down discuess divorce terms when the issue of the children came up he says "Oh, that's ok, you can have them". I was like.....well they aren't like a piece of furniture or old shoes......they are people and not only can I have them, I want them.
I think he has vacationed on Megarectum a bit too much
Yup.....this is a great place to decode alien talk. THanks for this thread......I got some really good laughs. Unfortunately, my H has no sense of humor and a very dry personality so there isn't that much funny about him.
I'm moving on...at last I can see...life has been patiently waiting for me.
Me-32 WAH-35 DD-11 DS-4 H left 11-03 Piecing- 12/04 WAH again- 03/07 Married 12 years Divorce final May 15, 2007
How about this latest one from last night then....
While driving along in almost total silence, her hand on my leg, listening to some music, which happens quite a lot.....
She says "Okay, so you want me to finish it with him then?"
I say "Thats up to you, babe, where did that come from?"
Where DID that come from?
She says "So take me away, a cruise or caribbean holiday, for 4 weeks, and it will be over. I'll finish it before we go, and when we get back I'll never see him again. It will be over." (OM lives less than 1/2 a mile from us, just around the corner, literally.....)
WTF does she think???? I know we are in different galaxies most of the time, but I'm not the one living in GullibleFool..... (or am I?)
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"Two things in life are endless. Infinity and Stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first one."
The Bomb: 08/05 H moves out: 06/2006 H moves back: 01/07 & Out again: 01/07 H moves back: 03/08 & Out again: 04/08 H moves back: 05/09 & Out again: 07/09 Divorced 08-12 Kids: 22, 20, 19