That was a good laugh, glob! I read till I couldn't breath any more. Maybe the air just lifted up and went into space? It does that, doesn't it? Warm air rises and dirt falls. Makes sense to me.
Maybe I can get Homer Simpsons job at the nuclear power plant!
I am beginning to think that many LD's want friends, not lovers. That is just the way it is and there is little we can do to change their outlook except for something drastic.
I have been doing alternative interest activities I will describe as young male activities, that seem not to be lucky with the ladies. I am going to modifiy a van I own after I come back from my trip.
Joke on the site: A woman asks a store clerk "Maam, does Barbie come with Ken?" the clerk replies, "Nah, she fakes it with Ken, she comes with G.I. Joe".
See guys, According to this joke blackfoot is right. Women like strong men.
Lou, what are your wife's UTI symptoms? Have you considered it might be VS? I've got that and the commonest age to get it is either puberty or menopause age. I got mine at age 12 with onset of periods.
Since she is post-menopausal and her hormones must have changed, there is a possibility of her having that, dependent on her symptoms.
Frequent UTI's and thrush are a side-effect of having VS.
I'd also like to tell you that at one point I was so physically ill with my VS that Andy and I were not able to ML for 9 months and even touch would cause huge inflammation to the point where he was afraid to even hug me in case that meant I wanted sex and then he'd be responsible for 'hurting' me.
Steroid about 5 times a day for a year or more was the only thing that put it under control.
Someone mentioned peeing after sex; well, I am unable to do that even now as the pain of urine passing over the vestibular tissue would be agonizing. I always wait 1 hour after sex before attempting to empty my bladder. I'm telling you this in the hope you inverstigate your wife's symptoms more as frequent UTI's can be a trigger factor for VS.
The other thing was, despite a lot of medical problems and pain I eventually managed a SL with Andy that was 3 to 4 times a week and it got to be very satisfying. Even on the times I experienced pain, I got to enjoy it and want it for the intimacy and closeness.
There are always ways round a situation, and if I can have a frequent SL with VS, then she should be able to have a SL with you, with UTI's.
Quote: A woman asks a store clerk "Maam, does Barbie come with Ken?" the clerk replies, "Nah, she fakes it with Ken, she comes with G.I. Joe".
heh...That reminds me of my wife's stories from her childhood; she'd swipe her brother's G.I. Joe and have him trying to talk Barbie into putting out, because it was his last night of leave and he was being sent back to Vietnam in the morning. Barbie would usually oblige.
"Everything that happens, happens. Everything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Everything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again."
I'll check em out.
