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Gosh I was trying to stay out of this conversation but .....

ditto because O's and the journey to them are so different for every women...person? dont know about OM O's... lol. anyways.

yeah I was like wow. simultaneous O's half the time.... OK. whatever. I was thinking x and I never simultaneously Oed,
then remember that yes there was one position we always used when outdoors. both standign and me behind her, just as I was about to O I would pull out (long story) and occasionally, she would O and squirt all over our feet. LOL. it was simultaneous, but not together.

but now this....

When I O I force the persons member out of me

I dont want to know. but I am so . not with lils example. I mean I only weigh 205, but I cant imagine a womans contractions strong enough to push me off/out.

seriousl with contractions like that, you better hold onto those toys. or they may just become missles of death and destuction.

<Ooooooh. whizzzzzzzz. thud. quivvering vibrator sticking out of wall>

LOL learn something new everyday, I guess.

for the ladies whos H's change up when they O.
talk to him, ask him to keep going continue thrusting thru it, untill he is completely done O'ing. and then some if he can.

1 it will make him want to rip his hair out from pleasure, with the intensity.
2 If you are talking to him urging him on during it, he will connect THAT feeling with you.
3 it might give you those extra few moments you need to peak.


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I dont want to know. but I am so . not with lils example. I mean I only weigh 205, but I cant imagine a womans contractions strong enough to push me off/out.

seriousl with contractions like that, you better hold onto those toys. or they may just become missles of death and destuction.


This is why when I mb with the hairbrush handle I have to hold the hb in place with a pillow between my legs-- otherwise it will definitely not stay inside.

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oh abraham isaac and jacob.

LOL. hahahaha. that was TMI for sure.

your not shy are you, Lil.

hahahaha. <wiping away a tear of mirth.>

x was real fond of pillows too. started when she was 10.
sheesh.

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This is why when I mb with the hairbrush handle I have to hold the hb in place with a pillow between my legs-- otherwise it will definitely not stay inside.

I have tears literally running down my eyes right now after reading that Lil. And the best part of the whole thing is no emoticons or anything to lighten the impact.
Whooo. Gotta catch my breath. Wow.

But actually, I was going to say yes to BF about the "toys"
Those things will slide right out

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Yes of course they will pop out.

but the kind of force neccessary that I get from chrissys message, is something else.

Stop doing so many kegals. sheesh. do some pushups or sumptin.
sublimate. not aggravate. LOL.

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Oh I am dying of laughter over here I will have to come back to this when I get my composure.

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Okay

So I laughed my ass off until I cried guys. Thanks I needed that don't think I have laughed that hard in that mannor in ages.

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it was simultaneous, but not together.

Never thought about that angle I think H and I have done that.

I mean I only weigh 205 I think you missed my endowment statement! Has nothing to do with weight.


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but I cant imagine a womans contractions strong enough to push me off/out.

Push you off no but squeeze you out yes. Sorta like squeezing a tube of toothpaste. You squeeze hard enough and the toothpaste is bound to come out.


seriousl with contractions like that, you better hold onto those toys. or they may just become missles of death and destuction

Laughed my ass off at this one.
But for clarity I do not use toys. Least not toys that go up inside of me. I rather have the real deal for that part





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Oh LIL you so got me beat on the letting it all hang out front.

I now understand the pillows. But still not the choice of a hairbrush. I would love to know how one day you just decided to use that.

I myself am thinking about one of those G-SPOT toys. A regular vibrator is nahhh no fun with me but that if it hits the spot and has Gels results I just might find enticing.

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BTW

I do situps!
That is all my exercise routine includes.

The other comes from the amount of effort I have to put into the Oing process. It don't come easy!

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An image of a hairbrush ricocheting off of the bedroom walls . . . .

Good one, Lil. Maybe you broke your own car's windows.

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